My name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Sold the house, but kept the remote. Beginner mistake. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
The audacity to ask for $10k… husband, activate the alarm. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Play stupid games, win stupid smart-home prizes. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Suddenly the thermostat is set to “Antarctica.” ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Modern problems require modern (petty) solutions. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Never insult a dog owner who still has the admin passwords. ???? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Demanding $10k for “vibes”? Oh, we’ll give you a vibe check. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
She wanted different “energy”? She’s about to get some chaotic energy. ? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
My husband is about to become a digital poltergeist. ?? Read MoreMy name is Valerie, and until last year, I thought the hardest part of selling our dream home was saying goodbye. Turns out, the real challenge was dealing with …
Note to buyers: Always factory reset the smart home. Always. ???? Read More