{"id":212678,"date":"2026-05-20T15:10:50","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T15:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/?p=212413"},"modified":"2026-05-20T15:10:50","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T15:10:50","slug":"his-rude-joke-came-back-colder-than-the-water-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/?p=212678","title":{"rendered":"His rude joke came back colder than the water."},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-41920\" class=\"hitmag-single post-41920 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"82\">She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with\u00a0<em data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"68\">your<\/em>\u00a0problem too.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"111\">He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"132\">\u201cThe extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"189\">He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"248\">She sat beside him calmly. \u201cExactly. And I don\u2019t either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"318\">The husband opened his mouth to argue, then quietly closed it again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"373\">For a moment, only the TV filled the room with noise.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"428\">Finally, he sighed. \u201cOkay\u2026 that was mean. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"454\">She nodded. \u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"550\">Trying to lighten the mood, he took a sip of the water and muttered, \u201cStill wish it was soda.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"689\">Without missing a beat, she replied, \u201cAnd I still wish you looked like that actor from the movie we watched last night, but here we are.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"716\">His eyes widened. \u201cOuch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"771\">She smiled innocently. \u201cSee? Doesn\u2019t feel very nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"842\">The husband slowly started laughing. A second later, she laughed too.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"892\">He wrapped an arm around her shoulders. \u201cTruce?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"914\">\u201cTruce,\u201d she agreed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"940\">Then she stood up again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"988\">\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d he asked carefully.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1007\">\u201cTo the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1034\">He became nervous. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1101\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">She grinned. \u201cTo get myself ice cream\u2026 while I\u2019m still gorgeous.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<footer class=\"entry-footer\"><\/footer>\n<\/article>\n<div class=\"hm-related-posts\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with\u00a0your\u00a0problem too.\u201d He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d \u201cThe extra weight.\u201d He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d She &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":212679,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212689,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212678\/revisions\/212689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/212679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}