{"id":256182,"date":"2026-06-02T14:02:46","date_gmt":"2026-06-02T14:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/?p=256159"},"modified":"2026-06-02T14:02:46","modified_gmt":"2026-06-02T14:02:46","slug":"a-man-sat-sadly-drinking-at-the-bar-after-a-huge-fight-with-his-wife-but-his-reason-for-being-upset-had-the-bartender-completely-fooled-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/?p=256182","title":{"rendered":"A man sat sadly drinking at the bar after a huge fight with his wife\u2026 but his reason for being upset had the bartender completely fooled."},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-1538\" class=\"hitmag-single post-1538 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>The barman wiped a glass and looked at the man with sympathy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cIs there anything the matter, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The chap sighed and took another sip of his vodka and coke.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI had an enormous argument with the wife.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The barman nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat bad, eh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man looked miserable.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTerrible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He swallowed his drink and shook his head sadly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe said she won\u2019t speak to me for a month.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The barman frowned.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell\u2026 that sounds rough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The chap stared into his glass for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Then sighed even deeper.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t understand\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The barman leaned closer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man looked up with watery eyes and said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have four days left.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<footer class=\"entry-footer\"><\/footer>\n<\/article>\n<div class=\"hm-related-posts\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The barman wiped a glass and looked at the man with sympathy. \u201cIs there anything the matter, sir?\u201d The chap sighed and took another sip of his vodka and coke. &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":256183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":256286,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256182\/revisions\/256286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/256183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dynenews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}